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Epic’d Out  Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer  Posts: 323 Joined: 4 Aug 2008    | My mind is of a much larger size and thus is too busy comprehending all the complexities of the universe to know such trivial matters. How did you break out of that paper sack? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I have the strength of an elderly midget! How did you get me in a paper sack? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 323 Joined: 4 Aug 2008 | It wasn't easy, but if I told you, I would have to kill you (or I would actually have to think of something clever). How is the decade going to end? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008    | I'm going to sneeze too hard one day. "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I didn't, I'm dead. How did you become a ninja? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I'm always on here...it was bound to happen again. How did you sprout horns from you eyebrows? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Poor genetics. How did you get insensitive enough to point that out? *sob* I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I thought it was a cool feature. You have the best headbutts ever. How did you get a famous actor to give you lessons? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | With a rifle. How did you survive...the incident? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009     | By being indestructible. How did you out gay Gay Tony? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I learned it by watching you. ZING! How did you tell your parents? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I didn't. How did you make a real life version of "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Selective hamster breeding. It'll be out in 2133 How did you learn to fly? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I ignored the stupid laws of gravity. How did you walk across fiery water? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Very quickly. How did you live 'that' down? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Mass hypnosis is a wonderful thing. How did you make a plane fly backwards? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I put it in reverse. How did you kill Hitler? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Mind control. You didn't think he committed suicide on his own, did you? How did you keep the imbecilic workers at McDonalds from putting tomato on your sandwich? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | I stole all the tomatoes. How did you get a job? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009    | with a college degree in pillaging how did you lick the back of your knee? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I cut off my tongue. How did you cut off your tongue without crying? |
Adventurer  Posts: 418 Joined: 24 Sep 2009  | I'm a real man. How did you get more cowbell. As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I killed all the cows. How did you resist me? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009 | By kicking you in the crotch, you bloody rapist. How did you evade the cops? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I blew up the bridge. How did you reload your rifle with only one hand? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I lowered it away from view. How did you learn kung fu? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I ripped out a kung fu master's brain and ate it. How did you steal an election? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With a gun. How did you get a flamethrower? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I stole it. How did you steal my keyboard? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With a sneak skill of 76. How did you punch me through a wall? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I'm just that damn epic. How did you learn to shoot lasers out of your ass? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I eat 5-7 servings of photons a day. How did you survive in a nitrogen only environment? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I learned how to make my body use nitrogen correctly. How did you get a famous person to support you? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3691 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Money. Lots of it. How did you get so much money? |
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Uh, by moving my arm in circles.
How did you not comprehend such a simple action?
Are you locked out of your mind, too?